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Martha, who is single and extremely fabulous, is joined by her significant other – an adorable ginger kitten named Morris. She hasn’t found a Mr, Mrs or Mx. Right yet, instead the PHD student is focusing on something more important, self love and kitty cuddles – whether he wants them or not. Martha says that Morris is her dream partner because, when he isn’t trying to eat her plants, he’s a very good listener.

“My unique relationship status is that I'm single, but I'm very happy and I'm very much in love with my cat.”


What’s unique about Morris?

Morris is unique because he's there for me whenever I need and also I love him unconditionally. Even if he doesn't necessarily love me back, always.


What do you think Morris would say is unique about you?

Morris would say I'm unique because I'm a very overbearing mother, and also I don't always appreciate him eating my plants.


What’s your ideal date night with Morris?

My ideal date night with Morris is mostly just staying at home. Probably me getting annoyed at him for some kind of mess he’s caused, and also trying to get him to come and sit on my lap and give me attention, even though he wants nothing to do with me.
Dash: Yeah.





What’s unique about your love?

We are always there for each other, no matter what. And we're never going to break up, so that's a benefit!


Is Morris a better date than a human?

Yes, because I can talk to him about all of my problems and he won't judge me or think that I'm the issue.


You were Born This Way…

Covered in tattoos.


Tell us something Mind Blowing.

That I’m still single.


Is there a Mr Right?

No, just Morris.



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